

This is my favorite Farside comic that isn’t a Farside comic.
Why are you reading this? Go do something worthwhile.


This is my favorite Farside comic that isn’t a Farside comic.


Nope. Said AI instead of SI. ICE is already surrounding your location.


I like the idea that Epstein was essentially a Mossad agent.


Yeah, but I guarantee he won’t call that drugs. He’d just say it’s medicine.
Both of my parents are teachers. There were several years in the late 90s and early 2000s where I was home schooled and I did fine because they were teachers.
But I knew so many other kids who did what my parents called “unschooling” where they just did nothing. Their parents were not homeschooling because they were passionate about personally giving their kids a good education, they just didn’t like public school, usually for racist or religious reasons, and couldn’t afford private school.
So they ended up being essentially latchkey kids who didn’t leave the house, and education was a choose your own adventure. Lots of the homeschool kids I knew had no social skills and struggled to read, write, and they couldn’t do math.
All that to say, that 1:1 attention isn’t worth much usually.


It’s all about what you wear.
White New Balance 608s, jorts, and a graphic tee about sarcasm or puns. Make sure your 608s are stained a little green from mowing the lawn.
Route every conversation back to your lawn, lawnmowers, or the Traeger/Blackstone you want to buy when your wife let’s you.
Literally that easy.
Anything to keep Netanyahu from releasing more Epstein files. Nothing is beyond either of them.