Promises $100 in the post to make up for rising costs…

According to a White House fact sheet, the administration planned to begin issuing one-time $90 payments to more than 20 million Medicare Part B enrollees in early October.

Meanwhile, the standard Medicare Part B premium had risen to $202.90 per month in 2026.

Actual plan is $90 and a single premium is over $200…

Less than half the cost of a single visit

Goddamn imagine how stupid you’d have to be to be a conservative.

Like, less cognitive function than at least half of the species in the animal kingdom.

I trust my sock more than I’d ever trust a conservative. At least socks aren’t violently stupid.

Next month: “Medicare is insolvent and will be dismantled.”