I love world building like this

Oh shit, hell yeah

I jokingly threatened to install Hannah Montanna Linux on my wife’s windows gaming rig, and she said she wouldn’t be mad.

If only that version wasn’t deprecated.

The side effect is intended to be bad.

There sure is a lot of “you poop yourself every time you use it” type responses here.

Chance of an advanced race of friendly aliens settling on Mars: 0.0000000000000N% => 100%

The ability to get my DnD group to have a sensible, routine schedule, with no cancelations.