His right

I don’t know why this would be surprising to anyone that’s watched Moana

Look, in fucking July, my species was renamed the fucking paradoxical sea Muppet (Australyichthys paradoxus), and I’m kind of fucking sore about it.

Fucking Muppet! I’m a fucking seahorse. Fucking look at me you fucking imbeciles. Human fucks! Always fucking with you, fucking shit up, fucking up naming shit, fucking up the sea, ffs they’re the fucking muppets

So, “seahorse” is my answer, thx

I don’t think that’s a thing outside America… but it certainly cooks a lot of instant noodles and if I’m feeling fancy bolognaise

It’s the boys love burner <3

Here come the Mebibytes
It’s the MiBs, here come the MiBs
Here come the Mebibytes 
(Mebibytes)
That you won’t remember

We all know it’s news that’s the problem

All these horrible things have always happened, even worse, but less frequently because lower global population. And we’d never find out about it because they’re shooting babies on the other side of the world

Is it bad that we know about it? No? But I’m trying to catch up, digest it, let it help form my opinions, then turn off notifications, read a book, go outside T_T spend time with safe people irl. I hate leaving my nest, but it feels good to stretch my wings. I’m trying to limit myself to one or two days online. It’s not working

The skeleton is just a symbol of death.

It’s death people find scary… not anatomy

Yeah that ship has probably sailed. And who wants to live in a sycophantic corpo dystopia anyway!

I love the example of adidas because like literal Nazis… but I didn’t know they produced statement handles

Suppose that is all true. At every juncture I would reject the notion that they are creating an opportunity or job that would not otherwise exist (nor, on the whole, paying those workers any better).

There are more than enough restaurants, gardens, houses, private hire vehicles, shipbuilders etc to support those chefs, gardeners, cleaners, drivers and shipwrights without ever having to do with anybody with any wealth.

More expensive items, such as fancy cars, do not create the same number of jobs commensurate with the price increase, they generally make less of them, and increased profit margins go to the benefit of investors, not workers.

I’m not an economist or AI BS user, so there are probably words for these phenomena that idk sry

wealthy people will leave the country en masse

I find this so strange, wealthy people actually bring very little into an economy, and most will live wherever the fuck they want, they see taxes as just the price of doing business. It’s only right wing politicians and right wing wealthy people that keep this myth alive.

It would make more sense if it was written “enflammable”, similar to French.

But both forms are acceptable… meaning in French, you can have “ininflammable”!

Look I presumed Naza was the Israeli space program ok don’t judge me

Facts

Thank you, this right side is all mine now

It makes you wonder if being a barely or ill-informed, but self-confident, source has been directly copied by AI from an increasing amount of modern journalism

The only problem with that is that the humans just parrot nonsense from AI without fact checking it

Fortunately if you know either which bullshitters often used AI, or run it yourself first, you can weed out these replicants

…can one do this with fudge!?

Eeyore is quite often purple or blue nowadays

For shame dragging Eeyore into this dingy millennial Epstein shit

aristocratic sex slave

what a princess is

Well, fuck