“See? I’m relevant! Look how gay this dude is, crazy right? Please for the love of God don’t let me fade into irrelevant obscurity the second the fat dying fuck leaves office”

Yes we’ve all heard about slop-o-shop by now

Look at the faces of the fucking morons behind him after he says this.

They’ll learn absolutely nothing from this, either.

Holy shit finally. I was one of those idiots who pledged $40 way, way back when Star Citizen was first announced, solely because I wanted Squadron 42. I’ve maybe logged into Star Citizen twice.

Will be extremely surprised if there’s a playable game next year but I’m into it.