JD Vance attempted a Hail Mary pass of sorts for the GOP in the form of homophobia on Tuesday when he used a midterm rally to imply that Texas Senate Democratic nominee James Talarico is gay.
“I love you, too, sir,” Vance began at an event in Tyler, Texas, seemingly in response to a rallygoer, before adding, “In a totally platonic way, to be clear.”
“I’m the vice president, not James Talarico.”
Vance’s schoolyard bully-like taunt takes notes from the anti-gay expression “no homo” that was popularized in the ’90s and ’00s and adds to his history of hurling anti-LGBTQ attacks toward Talarico, a majority of which have suggested that he’s a “freak” or a pedophile for supporting transgender children and drag performers (it’s worth noting that Vance himself has done drag). He’s even resorted to “Talafreako” as a way of referring to Talarico.
Vance has 100% performed sexual acts with another man at some point in his life. He was in a frat, it’s kind of their thing.
And animals, just ask the FBI
And couches!
Didn’t he say he was bi in college? Also his close ties with sex pest Peter Thiel…
“I’m a Talafreako” t-shirts are available…
On James Talarico’s campaign website. Dude leaned into it.
My favorite there is “It’s time to start knocking over tables”…
The Republicans are obviously fucking terrified. And they should be.
Missy Elliott should make a sample for him to use that says “TalaFreakOn.”
With Pooty Tang on back up!
Tippy toe on the tippy tay
“See? I’m relevant! Look how gay this dude is, crazy right? Please for the love of God don’t let me fade into irrelevant obscurity the second the fat dying fuck leaves office”
He really does come across as the ultimate sniveler. He is just oozing a lack of any moral or psychological center.
Meanwhile JD has Peter Theil so far up his ass
Talarico is the guy Vance WISHES he could be.
JD is more ambition-driven than ideological, and so are many, many people that support trump “eagerly” in public.
They are carrerist-first, not ideological. They are just as “evil” and should be disqualified from public service and shunned by society just the same if not more. They have the facilities to fully asses the implications of their actions and chose to support the amoral and destructive pursuits of the American right.
Vance, everytime he visits the couch area of a furniture store.
When will Vance come out of the closet, and what will happen to him?
If you look at JD Vance’s history with Peter Thiel, it makes a lot more sense if you assume that Vance and Thiel are lovers.
What kind of mansion do you live in that has couches in closets?!
Sounds like something someone in the closet and insecure would say…
Hey… if a maga republican feels the need to outright attack the opposition publicly, they’re the right choice.
Whatever Talarico is doing seems better than shit talking your own spouse and children or openly cheating on your spouse who got to be on your jury for impeachment proceedings
His campaign ads are basically just statistics on how corrupt Paxton is. They’re great.
I bet the crowd listening to him fucking loved it.
It’s actually impressive how much of a charisma void Vance is - I’ve seen him try to upgrade himself from “bully hype man” to “bully” in front of a crowd before and it’s just silence. I think the crowd is usually so zoned out when he talks they may not even notice.
jaydee vance is a sweat
Conservatives need to be rounded up and dealt with. They are an infestation of pure evil.
