• Agadoo
• Mighty Quinn
• Early ABBA is quite catchy - Waterloo, SOS, Ring Ring, etc

Avast

If you fart in the forest and nobody hears it, did it really make a sound?

No. Did you?

I think the United States is already sunk.

It’s not just Americans that don’t trust the US government.

A quiet train ride.

How is it even possible in the twenty first century for blasphemy to be a crime? What sort of personality requires punishment for disrespecting a non-existent imaginary friend?

Sounds like a business opportunity for you.