Does the more muscular A-hole/B-hole “win”? What does that even mean for the situation?
The 4 respective cheeks are entirely spread so they form a contiguous vacuum seal, cheek ro cheek/hole2hole so to speek
Glaborous means they are hairless so no bullshit muffling
This the kind of shit I’m here for.
Whos that?
This is from the music video for First Date - Blink 182
From afar it looked like he was showing his teeth
Buton closer inspection, it seems like its his tongue
i regret reading this post
What a terrible time to be literate.
I didn’t think anyone would ever manage to do it, but somehow you broke the community name. Well done OP golf claps
If its so stupid thn answer it,
…Queen claps…
Unless ur 2 chicken
))≈((Fart back and forth forever.) • )♾️( • (
The fart waves phase and cancel eachother out, like no one farted at all
If you fart in the forest and nobody hears it, did it really make a sound?
Schroedinger’s fart
It makes a smell.
Like roses, and petroleum jelly?
What is the sound of one asscheeks clapping?
The person that pushes the hardest sends their fart and the other fart into the other person’s chamber.
[ring pop song]
🎵Save sum 4 laterrrrr
You don’t push out farts with your butthole, so I would start doing crunches before you try this.
Isnt the reason dead people cant fart because they cant clench?
Clenching keeps the fart inside. A VERY relaxed butthole may let the fart out without making noise. To push the fart out you use other muscles.
That doesnt sound right but I dont know enough about buttholes to dispute it 🤔
But i think theres a difference between whatever it is the butthole is doing when its just normal/you’re not tensing or clenching it and when you actually actively clench it. Its not normally clenched as a relaxed state its just naturally contracted or something
Is flatulence pressure a sphincter strength game or abdominal strength game?
A chain is only as strong as it’s weakest link. The entire GI system will be probed for weakspots. If the sphictor to sphinctor seal is stronger than say, one participant’s colon, even with equal pressure, the weakest spot will perforate and burst. The gas of both participants will then flood the available cavity and expand until either equalization of the outward gas and inward retailing wall of fat and skin amd whatnot, or pressures will rise until another breach is found.
While quite correct, this is of course all theoretical. There are many details that would need accounting for. I have a research proposal I’m happy to share if anyone has any funding.
Sphincter (i would think)
The fart particles will likely intermingle, because the 2 people ate different foods for the last 36 hours. Lord help us if they’ve eaten the same food
fart particles
Don’t you mean… farticles?
yess
A person’s gut bacteria is unique. You could literally eat the exact same thing down to the last molecule as someone else and it would be processed differently between you two.
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