sniff, sniff
wtf?
sniff, sniff
IS THAT SHIT I SMELL? ugh, got to keep a straight face

Fuck me. I thought the mach_e was a hot hatch. Its an SUV! Wtf were they thinking bedside raising the price compared to a coupe.

Heavyweight is just what we call it, sir. We all know your 215lbs.

PSA: if you want to age well:

• wear sunscreen

• eat fruits and veg, avoid sugar as much as you can

• do some form of cardio(walking is perfectly fine, you just want to get your heart going)

• Do some form of resistance training.(calisthenics, lift a litre bottle)

• Sleep around 7 to 8 hrs

You’ll not only be the hottest 60 or 70 year old, you’re quality of life won’t degrade much.

Its not even a binge for me. Its: oh one hr before bed? Let me just fix this real quick. 3am: fuck.