Don Kiedyck

No, see, Papa Smurf films the gangbang, and later on he beats off to the tape.

Your genitals will soon be wind chimes.

Brine. It’s called brine.

I WAS IN THE POOL!

Are you threatening me?

— Cornholio

Ga je ons het verhaal vertellen of niet?

It is now.

Jigsaw on the bottom left.

The Ft. Hood shooter is due to be executed by firing squad. It’s going to be live-streamed. I wish I was making this up.

Additional detail: he’s in a wheelchair.

Never ask how low it can go in the US. There is no bottom for this administration.

“I’m not gay, but I just can’t stop sucking cocks. I’m completely straight, though.”

It’s always this same group of countries doing awesome shit.

I need to move.