(Five Nights At Pedophiles)

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    Joan Rivers, the butt of all plastic surgery jokes during her time, never looked like she was a melting wax dummy. Either plastic surgery has gotten worse or these people want to look like they just stared into the Ark of the Covenant.

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      I think the biggest difference is that Joan wasn’t as dumb as a post.

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      I think these people are just cheap as fuck and go with whatever surgeon will slice and dice them on a budget.

      Or maybe all the good plastic surgeons are liberal and they can’t lose clout with The Cult by going to a liberal surgeon.

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        any doctor has to prove they’re anti vaxx before they’ll pay, and thus they get left with shit tier surgeons perhaps

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      They think this looks beautiful. Proof that their wealth has put them totally out of touch with modern society. THESE freaks think they should be making decisions for us, because we are obviously too stupid to do it for ourselves.

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      Can the interesting times we live in be done now so we could appreciate that purely in retrospect instead of a daily deluge of dipshits? Pretty please?

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    Conservatives (regressives) are outlandishly concerned about trans people while this is what their women look like?

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    They all look like they’re wearing someone else’s face, but the head size is different so it’s stretched awkwardly and filled in with disgusting amounts of makeup. Plastic surgery homonculi and filler-goblins.

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      You caught me!

      Edit: Honestly, I was thinking of this song but couldn’t find it till now. It’s crazy how Trumpian the Largo family is in this movie…

      Like I can’t help notice the wife of Rotti Largo is a trophy wife and maybe literally replaceable, I haven’t watched the movie in a long time. Rotti has two sons and a daughter and they’re all spoiled pieces of shit and the sons are varying levels of incompetent with poor Pavi here being pretty easy to connect to Eric Trump.

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    Every single one of them are desperate to hold onto their youthful features and take questions about their age as deeply personal. They are desperate to hide their true age like fae hiding their true names.

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    I saw an article about chatbot employees starting to smoke to prove they have faith in it solving cancer…

    And I think “mar lago face” is the same thing. They get these fucked up cosmetic surgeries to show they’re part of the tribe. It doesn’t matter that it looks like shit, it makes them permanently tied to that group of women.

    Like a cult cutting off their left earlobe because the leader lost it in an accident. None of them think it’s better, but after the first couple do it to build loyalty, it stops being about the leader and becomes a symbol you’re part of the same group. So even a “non believer” would feel.pressure to do it from the group.

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      Or the world is so fucked up and they’re contributing so much, they don’t give a fuck about the cancer