Well for starters at my shop we’re currently running a BOGO special on select designer frames! And anyone who brings in a screenshot of this post will also get 15% off a Transitions™ lens treatment and our receptionist Carrie will let you stare at her boobs while she fits your frames.

With incentives like that, the future has never looked brighter!

Whatever you say, Muah Dweeb. 😘

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Have you tried turning it off and back on again?

I’m in line there too it should be ab

Wonder how it works against the rutabaga of callous indifference.

She’s clearly works for Big Wood.

Live action Nyan Cat origin story.

My discoms? Bobulated.

Do people even proofread anymore?

Credit to Inky Rickshaw

I will never kill another panda.

Right after this one…

It’s just someone’s attempt to turn a common post-game courtesy into trash talk.

Huskse

Nature is metal denim.

Teaches you Buddhism

hey this is pezxes kid and my dad says moms tittys are all his now and I cant have them anymore and it’s ur fault, wanna fight?

Yes but how are you? You said you were taking a mental health break and some of us would like to hear that you’re okay.

Do you really think so little of me as to believe that I, a fine upstanding fediverse citizen, would stoop to such barbarity as posting images of dead animals? You wound me.

bites knuckle, dramatically exits stage