Don’t worry, those multiple looming tipping points are blatantly obvious.

Trumpty Dumpty was right there and you missed it

I’m sure it can be made to read that, even though that feels redundant.

Do you consider a calculator that can add, subtract, multiply, and divide, a computer?

At least for the rest of your life.

I’d think crash carts would be useless then.

My parents unironically asked for input about this exact plan. I asked if they actually wanted to disown their children, or if they were just stupid.