It’s like how the outside fork is the salad fork.

Lol did I just learn about mushers wax for your asshole?

Any system in the modern day that relies on one person seeing a light or else 68 people die feels like it has some corners cut somewhere.

Australia, that’s actually a koala, most photos don’t show them with anything for scale.

I mean there’s no law saying you have to use the same sock every night. Please wash your socks people, even if you aren’t jacking it into them. Wear once, wash once, that’s how socks and underwear should work. It also greatly mitigates the consequences of cumming in either.

The lube on the average condom tastes terrible.

Peg leg porn, what will they think of next? Eye patch por… oh… oh wait never mind.

His dad somehow manages to be an objectively worse person. He married his step daughter who he’d raised since she was 6 years old, and brags about shooting and killing black men in South Africa.

Don’t get me wrong, fuck Elon, but I imagine he did experience bad parenting.

NOW THAT’S A LOT OF DAMAGE!

Wait, this is a pro JD Vance meme though right?

Well yeah cuz they have a knife. Gotta just play nice at that point.

I don’t understand how anyone’s brain can justify hurting the most vulnerable and innocent parts of the population.

Believe it or not, lead poisoning.

I agree that phones should just come with an aux port, but I’ve also never experienced the issues with wireless earbuds that I see other people talk about.

In fact I think my original airpod pros lasted longer than any pair of wired earbuds I’ve owned. I had them for years and they were still working fine when I lost one. Currently I use wired earbuds to help keep track of them.

Ukraine, not “the Ukraine”

I like the idea of Apple’s leadership working on a princess bride model. Tim Apple is simply a title that gets handed down

Worth pointing out most of the deaths were Congolese soldiers. My guess is all the blackwater guys ran and left the Congolese natives to die in an effort to slow down the attackers.

Tim Kennedy got shot 3 times in the leg so hopefully they have to amputate.

I mean, the energy alone wouldn’t kill you. I’d be much more worried about the wood shards that would explode out when it hit the ground next to me.