there has never been a better time to be infected with a dangerous prion

while wearing the condom

I like how you implied the “please don’t record me” button won’t stop them recording you

(because you’re right, it’ll be purely ornamental)

why does “milk faces” feel like something you shouldn’t say in polite company

They really put a “let everything rot” button in there?

I literally just found out about it like 15 minutes ago

Weekend news travels slower

Yeah it’s literally killing people right now.

Can’t pay for shelter, food, water or medicine? Go into debt, jail or the morgue, we don’t give a fuck.

decloudnoflare

Look bud, I have one manager and it’s already too much

they’re always “deadlines this” and “serious conduct violations that”

I can keep records of my passwords by myself just fine. I use KeePassXC. I used to use an encrypted spreadsheet, but I forgot the decryption phrase after two long weekends doing heroin and bath salts with RFK jr as a minor

Unless you have some recommendations?

unrelated but how the fuck have you been remembering your username for over a year

back on topic:

“dumb pedophile goon” are accurate descriptions of Hegseth, but I’m struggling to find a label that fits the psychopathy of live streaming an execution

Who tf does that

Neo-nazis, ISIS and maybe the IDF

LiveLeak is back and it has a .gov tld

• web browser: piracy tool
• JavaScript dev console: piracy tool
• curl: piracy tool
• TCP/IP: piracy tool
• Router: piracy Tool
• laptop: piracy tool
• morse code: piracy tool

TVs are also piracy tools used for viewing pirated content

Film studios are piracy tools. 100% of pirated films were produced in a film studio

this is how they sound to me

ban everything to prevent piracy

or just kill the need for it

I’m not going to pay apple to show me ads while I watch slow horses