It’s like an information bukkake you didn’t want to receive, making your eyes burn. Unlike the regular bukkake you did want to receive.
Oh you sweet summer child….thats when the 2028 spam starts!
Yep, 23 24 will likely seem quaint. It’s fucking nuts that it’s allowed to go on for two years. Most civilized countries have limits on campaign, etc.
Yeah but I’ve never known a MAGAt or tankie to shut the fuck up, so we’ll still be getting spammed with brain cell annihilating garbage, just to a lesser degree and hopefully not via text or phone call.
It won’t. Guess how many “The election was stolen!” messages will be thrown at the US population…
Here in Colorado we have a progressive state tax on the ballot (changing from a flat 4.4% to a system similar to federal income tax) and I am getting MULTIPLE daily texts telling me to vote no on it. I know these are unmonitored lines but i still take the time to tell them to go fuck themselves in response to each text.
This reminds me of Fat Bear Week, so thanks! 😁
Rather vote for fat bears than these jackasses. Missed it this year though because the website kept timing out on me.
Fat Bear Week fucking rules! Guilt free chonker appreciation at its finest! 😁🥰
A popular event at the gay bars too.
i wondered why i got mildly popular at the end of every september
I just got this propaganda email from social security. And Trump sent letters to people getting SS
"Under President Donald J. Trump, the Social Security Administration (SSA) is transforming into a model of excellence, one that meets and exceeds customer expectations for fast, accurate, and secure service. In 2026, SSA gave Americans back 200 million hours of time they previously would have spent waiting for service, equivalent to putting 100,000 work years back into the economy.
SSA is the nation’s largest and most trusted government service provider, safeguarding information and delivering service to more than 330 million Americans with active Social Security numbers. Over the past year, we have accelerated our digital-first strategy, streamlined our operations, and focused our resources to improve your experience whether you choose to interact with us online, by phone, by video, or in person.
Fiscal year (FY) 2026 produced the best performance in the agency’s 91-year history. We reduced average wait times on our National 800 Number to under six minutes, an 80 percent improvement compared to FY 2024. We cut average field office wait times by more than 30 percent while serving nearly 30 million visitors in our over 1,200 field offices. Americans completed more than 571 million online transactions during the year, and more than 105 million people now have a personal my Social Security account. We also reduced disability processing times and backlogs, helping the most vulnerable receive decisions more quickly.
View 2026 Service Improvements and Results SSA will continue expanding digital access for customers and improving service across every channel. This administration is focused on delivering a great experience for every American.
Thank you for placing your trust in the Social Security Administration."
Every time I receive a spam text from any kind of political/survey group, I respond with the following and then immediately block and report as spam. Feel free to use for your entertainment!
Thank you for contacting Tony’s Crematorium and Funeral Services, home of the patent-pending Jack-in-the-Box casket! Powered by an industrial strength coil spring and crank handle with beautiful a walnut knob, this casket is sure to give your guests the surprise of their lives, and your death! Please text 1 for more information!
I always wanted to do something like this.
texting back validates the number as active. nobody reads the responses, but the number gets added to a “high value” list automatically
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Im hoping the latter. I’ll have to repeat the experiment to find out.
The spam never stops.
