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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 15 days ago

Anon was a cub scout

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Anon was a cub scout

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 15 days ago
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  • ruuster13@lemmy.zip
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    15 days ago

    Every time they say his nickname he chuckles slightly, then frowns and mutters under his breath “more like snake harmer”

  • Apytele@sh.itjust.works
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    My mother asked my sister if she was trans because a cub scout leader molested her.

    • cub Gucci@lemmy.today
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      That’s how you become a trans person, wow

      • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
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        That’s how you become a *boy scout

    • Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Wow that’s certainly a link to make.

      Is it a known fact that a cub scout leader molested your sister, or did your mother reverse-engineer all that from the transness?

    • eestileib@sh.itjust.works
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      Haha lol no, it was the priest, the cub scout leader was nailing dad, thought you knew that?

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    15 days ago

    So long gay Bowser.

  • cub Gucci@lemmy.today
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    Anon is based

    • everett@lemmy.ml
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      15 days ago

      carbon-based

  • Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Fake: Snake active at night

    Gay: Played with a “snake” until it’s head exploded

    • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world
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      you forgot the fact it was in front of a crowd of other men.

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        15 days ago

        Ah yes, good point

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