Maybe they’re Teflon or diamond-coated pants? Or maybe chicken-sharks have soft down-like scales in the area above their pectoral fins and before their dorsal fin?
They’re highly directional and help with smooth swimming. And they’re basically thousands of little teeth rather than actual scales. They have the same structure as teeth too, a pulp core surrounded by dentin, with an enamel exterior.
They’re not razor sharp due to being so tiny, but are as coarse as sandpaper.
Maybe they’re both from the same sequence but at different points.
Plausible. His pants probably wouldnt survive riding a shark without a saddle.
Maybe they’re Teflon or diamond-coated pants? Or maybe chicken-sharks have soft down-like scales in the area above their pectoral fins and before their dorsal fin?
I dunno, I’m not an ichthornithologist
You’d definitely be well suited to the noble science of birdsharking!
Read birdshagging first…
Somehow, “birdsharking” sounds dirtier to me
But why not? Sharks are smooth.
No, shark skin is made of sharp teeth-scales. It feels kinda smooth in one direction, but very abrasive in the other.
Nah. Sharks are smooth in every direction.
Sharks are absolutely not smooth. There’s a reason why they use shark skin to grate wasabi in Japan.
They have very directional scales. One direction they’re very smooth, the other direction they’re like razors.
It’s weird you say that, 'cause every shark I’ve ever pet has been super smooth. In every direction.
https://usa.oceana.org/blog/shark-fact-friday-12-super-scales/
They’re highly directional and help with smooth swimming. And they’re basically thousands of little teeth rather than actual scales. They have the same structure as teeth too, a pulp core surrounded by dentin, with an enamel exterior.
They’re not razor sharp due to being so tiny, but are as coarse as sandpaper.
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/people/branson-reese
As far as I’m concerned, they both don’t contradict each other.
Clearly, in his part he says they don’t have much time, so they must have been successful and then had time later.
He actually says the same thing later too
I like that.
“This shird is a bouncy ride… Ima take off my shirt.”
Maybe it’s a sharicken?