With the bonus of never hearing complaints about how it didn’t work.

I should start up a consulting business on how to increase your odds of being reincarnated into generational wealth.

Please ignore this damning evidence of malicious discrimination

Wish this worked for normal people.

Don’t worry, baby. I’ll make sure it’s not good enough to make either of us moan.

A 5th panel showing both of them standing across from each other wearing those expressions would have been funny.

Plausible. His pants probably wouldnt survive riding a shark without a saddle.

How much do you guys think they’ll actually end up paying? My bet is 14 million.

Better luck next time, JD.

$1000 the reasoning can be reduced to “She’s Somali so she was in on the daycare thing”

We don’t need people in the club to do more, we need more people in the club.

Hopefully someone says something.

Well if you can’t post it here, they need to refer people to places where they can post it. This is just tyranny.

Have you seen the shit he’s pulled off? We do not want him as an enemy of the state.

Liek dis if u cry evrytim

Who could blame him? Ash’s mom has got it goin’ on.

Yes, but consider that AI being successful would maybe let your boss fire you, and they super duper want to fire you and everyone.

This. It’s a national ID on a de facto basis and is very ill-suited for it, and not just because it’s made of paper instead of plastic.

This is in keeping with the Republican policy that everything should be worse.