• decolo@piefed.social
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    1 month ago

    My own proposal -

    Mice: Hobbit

    Rats: Human

    Hamsters: Goblins

    Rabbits: Elves

    Ferrets: Faerie

    Moles: Dwarves

    Guinea Pigs: Orcs

    Capybaras: Cloud Giants

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      29 days ago

      yeah rats are 100% human, we’re both basically defined by our sociality and can step off a boat on a random island and it’ll have a population of 10’000 by the end of the decade

  • Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works
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    1 month ago

    Surely rats would be the human analogue in this scenario, and fancy rats would be elves?

    Now, someone do this Lord of the Rings remake.

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      1 month ago

      The Silmousillion.

      Guineadalf piloting Frodo (hobbits are capybara) ratatouille-style to carry the ring.