QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agoyour big daysh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square177linkfedilinkarrow-up1929arrow-down111
arrow-up1918arrow-down1imageyour big daysh.itjust.worksQuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square177linkfedilink
minus-squarePostimo@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up191·1 day ago Power outage at the grocery store. Big day for me.
minus-squareChronographs@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up71·1 day agoThat moment where you pull out the fleshlight and it makes you a hero. People, almost exclusively other guys, will ask you where you got it and you get to talk about it. This. Is. Your. Moment.
minus-squaresocsa@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 hours agoThe customers at the sperm bank: 😱
minus-squareClownStatue@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 day ago Not gonna lie, it was the highlight of my day haha Edit: one too many has. It’s important to accurately quote.
minus-squareCalming_Pants@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·1 day ago People, almost exclusively other guys, will ask where you got it
minus-squaretacosanonymous@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 day agoI’ll let them have it. I’ve got three more at home.
minus-squarethesohoriots@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoFrom either Hank, Jackson, or Simon, iykyk
That moment where you pull out the fleshlight and it makes you a hero. People, almost exclusively other guys, will ask you where you got it and you get to talk about it. This. Is. Your. Moment.
The customers at the sperm bank: 😱
Edit: one too many has. It’s important to accurately quote.
I’ll let them have it. I’ve got three more at home.
From either Hank, Jackson, or Simon, iykyk
Fleshgenerators on max power.