Ya don’t see many buttplugs in white (for a reason)
Flared base. Approved.
UK version.
999 - Ambulance please.
Is the patient breathing?
Yes. But its quite heavy.
“It was an accident, I swear!”
“One could be explained as an accident; but all three?!”
Sure, these would hurt to step on, but I don’t think that’s an emergency.
I take it you’ve never been Home Alone
You step on things with your asshole?!
No, I don’t step on things with you… Zing!
😄
Million to one shot, doc. Million to one.
Hi,yes, I’m bearing down on my holiday spirit and it just won’t come out
It had a flared base so I thought it’d be okay…
Several, even.
oh no
“Doctor, the ornament broke in several places inside their rectum…”
You mean in the veg 😂.
“You’re never gonna believe this, doc…”
I’m gonna tell my kids this was chess.
- “No, no: it’s chess.”
- “Uncle, why did you shove a Christmas chess up your butt?”
People who regularly stick things up their ass, which one would hurt the most?
If you go deep enough, all 3 can tear up the backside of your colon, and they do look long enough for it.
Apart from that, without lube, probably the middle one, due to bad angles for the drag on the sensitive skin.
With lube, the first one, due to the largest flaring open, as well as steps down in width. Especially in the way out, risking tearing the sphincter or nearby skin, if you clench too hard at the wrong times.
Fun fact, the sphincter is one of the muscles capable of ripping itself apart from its own strength, when around too large objects.
Start small, and get proper toys, everyone!
This was not a fun fact aaaaaAAAAAAHHHHH
Going in or coming out?
yes
They’re all quite pointy
Furries with feline sonas: 😏
One? I got all 3 stuck, for science, of course…
I’d say the one on the left hurts the most, especially when it goes in last.
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🎶Mooooooooonn riiiiiverrrrr🎶
