Everything inexpensive, I already have. Everything else is too much to ask for.

Like pay off my medical bills/student loans.

Buy a house.

Get dental work.

8tb SSD.

These things are way too expensive to ask anyone for.

I want to not wake up to an alarm.

I want to sip coffee on my porch while I watch woodland creatures.

I want to plow a field and drink barley water.

I want to tramp around a bog looking for wild edibles while my dog flushes game.

I want to wander in the woods after a snowfall, with the Milky Way above me and it’s so quiet I can hear the owls fly by.

I want the fireflies to be all the light I need.

I want an email to never find me.

That’s what I want for Christmas.

My birthday is coming soon, and my life is so intentionally devoid of pleasures (and so unintentionally devoid of free time) that I genuinely have no idea what to buy myself as a gift