I’ve concluded it’s because I don’t have popular opinions. Honestly it makes me feel like voting won’t ever elect someone who actually represents me.

And I shouldn’t run for office because I won’t represent the constituents.

Government sucks and I hate it.

An American gyro with a big pile of iceberg lettuce and sliced onions and tzatziki sauce is pretty awesome. Can they do that?

The differences are in implementation, not in goals.

Take affordable universal health care for instance. The progressive position is Medicare for All. The Liberal position is taxing and regulating health insurance companies to force them to cover everyone, and force everyone to buy health insurance.

And it’s not just retailers. I’ve seen this just about everywhere, especially in toxic workplaces.

Dr. Bronner’s comes in normal scents and works really well as long as you don’t mind it being covered with the ramblings of a madman.

My favorite is peppermint because it feels tingly.

The combination of flavor profiles and textures just aren’t for me. For example, I don’t like feta cheese or olives and they’re in just about everything.

I do like me some grilled lamb, though.

War is peace.

Freedom is slavery.

Ignorance is strength.

Which is why we are doomed. The best we can come up with is awful.

I would prefer the worst Greek Mexican food over the best Greek food.

I think a food tour of what countries imagine other foods to be would be quite fun.

Marisa “Karen” Simonetti

The average person is too focused on getting enough money to survive to care about an uninhabitable planet

Oh god, I love that series of hearings. My favorite is when Bob Denver showed up, told Al Gore he was full of shit to his face, then bounced because he had a meeting with NASA

I’ve voted in every primary since I turned 18 in the year 2000 and this is still happening.

My ballot must be broken.

We have the government we have not because choices are being forced on us, but because our citizens keep making shitty choices. Can we not? Please?

Nope. People are bastard coated bastards with bastard filling and will continually fuck things up for stupid reasons.

My dad had that idea and he got roped into a position where he has no power and just receives complaints. He’s not running for reelection.

The solution to this is electing politicians who promise not to compromise during primary season

The person I voted for in the primary has won the general exactly once in my 26 years of voting and that person was Fetterman.

Voting strategically for the least bad candidate presented by the two major parties is the only thing that has been shown to work.

If this is the system working then the system is bullshit.

I fully expect to vote for Newsom because I hate him and that’s how politics works: I vote for someone I hate.

As someone who doesn’t like Greek food I’ve come up with an easy solution to not liking the food somewhere: I just don’t go.

When I travel I pack a couple Sheetz sausage shmiscuits to keep me from getting depressed from traveling.