I was thinking about the phrase ‘The pot calling the kettle black’. It comes from a time where cooking was done over open fires and cookware would become visibly ashy. (Fun fact: It first appears and was perhaps coined by Cervantes in Don Quixote!)

What are some other idioms that have lost their literal connection to time? What would be a good modern replacement?

  • someguy3@lemmy.world
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    All the horse ones because we don’t use horses anymore. There a ton of them.

    Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth. Who tf gets a gift horse?

    Saddle up. Who tf has a saddle?

    Hold your horses. Who tf has horses to hold?

    Get off your high horse. Who tf has a high horse?

    Beat a dead horse. WTF.

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      Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth. Don’t check the dipstick of a gifted car.

      They have the same meaning that you’re trying see if the horse is healthy and the car’s engine is in good condition.

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      To update replace all with car.

      Dont look under the hood of a gift car.

      Buckle up.

      Hold your engine.

      Get out of your limousine.

      Turn the key on a drowned engine.

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      Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth. Who tf gets a gift horse?

      A buddy in college accidentally said “gifted horse“. Then his girlfriend said “very much so” and we never let him hear the end of it

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      Great examples! ‘champing at the bit’ also comes to mind. I think cars fill in pretty nicely as a horse substitute. ‘Saddle up’ has ‘buckle up’. Hold your horses has ‘Hit your brakes’. As for gift horses… ‘Don’t look a gift car under the hood?’ Hmm doesn’t quite work

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          17 hours ago

          But presumably a gift horse is worth something as long as it walks. This summer my kid got a “gift car” and it was critical look at both the undercarriage and the resale value. Thank goodness he was only out the cost of a tow and mechanics inspection

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      Quit horsing around. You’re really putting the cart before the horse.

      Edit: sorry, gotta go. I need to see a man about a horse.

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      I’m sure there’s something there with e-scooters. Get off your segway max extreme and get down here. Don’t look at the speed regulator of a free scooter. Hold onto your brakes? Idk I’m just spitballing here