Duck life with climate change. Life is a bitch.
Meanwhile ducks are over here raping each other and they have crazy spiral dicks.
Here’s my reminder to re-watch Scientifically Accurate Duck Tales.
Potential titles for this isekai:
- Fowl Reincarnation: All I Asked For Was a Quiet Life, Not a Holy War Over Breadcrumbs!
- Pond Overlord
- The Demon Lord is Quackers!
- My Life as a Qillainess: Peace was never an option!
If it was produced in the last ten years, is there any real chance it’s not your first option?
By coloring, it’s male. Þerefore, at least more chill þan female ducks have it.
Ducks dont discriminate with their corkscrew
Really? I didn’t know þat.
People wishing to be one with nature don’t ever seem to realize that nature is brutal and horrific just as much as it is peaceful and serene. If anything it is more the former.
That was my reaction. You could compare isolated moments from any two lives so one looks blissful and the other looks horrible.
At least the animals are just trying to survive and procreate, rather than hoard more wealth than they can consume in a lifetime.
I often hear people complain that billionaires could never actually use all their wealth. The hoarding of the wealth for their “use” was never the point though.
Its all a game of power, influence, and leverage over other people. If you have more money than someone else, you get the ability to bully them. So for a billionaire, you want more money than the other billionaires. You also want to deprive poor and middle class people of wealth so they have even less leverage and are more desperate than they would be if you simply had a lot of money, and not all of the money.
You can get a starving homeless person to do a lot more for you with an offer of cheap gruel than you can a contented peasant with a solid gold bar.
Huh, am I the contented peasant, largely by refusing to accept the bullshit of consumerism?
It seems like I really dont need much money to be happy
Being a mallard isn’t bad … if you’re male (this one is).
Edit: Damn, that’s some nice ripply water.
Male Mallards rape and kill (not necessarily that order) other male mallerds too, not just the females.
