Why am I not a lowly worm flying an apple helicopter?
Well, that’s simple. You’re the helicopter. /j
I’m both those things tho. Books are dangerous.
Edit: thankfully i don’t read that good
Can someone explain this person’s comment to me? I can’t read
Imagine dragon.
Spoiler
The book is about becoming a butterfly
After you lay off the junk food and eat a nice green leaf. And get a good night’s sleep for once.
A good night’s sleep? I don’t know, sounds kind of gay.
If you told me this was something Andrew Tate has said in the past year, I wouldn’t even question it.
Should’ve put two spoiler tags for that doozie
I know a few books that turn people into complete assholes. They all talk of a magical man in the sky.
Malazan?
If a trans and/or gay character in a story can turn your kids trans and/or gay, then why isn’t literally every person cis and straight?
Most people are aware that sexuality is not a choice (I mean, who would choose to be LGBTQ+ in a society that treats them so badly?).
So, why would they accuse books of turning someone gay? Because it shows the reader that they don’t have to hide who they are. That’s it. They are afraid that their children won’t suppress their sexuality and suffer in silence like a ‘good’ Christian, Muslim, or whatever religious person should.
So, I’ve heard all about potter “turning the kids to satinists”, but what book is “turning the kids trans”?
I am looking for new books to read
I am somehow not a space captain nor a magical girl.
Rooting for you to get there one day
But maybe a cat fighting wars? A dragon riding kid?
Honesty now I am curious if a book called “This book will make you kid trans” would sell as a gag gift.
Honestly how would it not
The BIble Turned My Kids Trans: The Musical
Why am I not a brown bear just chilling out looking at shit?
I need answers.
God I wish I was a toad with an adventurous frog friend who gently encourages me out of the house.
I’m pretty hungry, though.
My body’s looking increasingly worm-like, too
I am very hungry, but I don’t think I could justify calling myself a caterpillar.
All those Pern books, wasted.
Seven nuclear missiles.









