We are the architects of our own destruction…
I can feel this meme through the screen.
This is a post about weed
I made popcorn, on the stove, I was that desperate
Snackers lament
I’m gonna lose so much weight once I don’t have a teen in the house. The snacks. It’s like the ring. Every moment is a moment of avoiding being cheeky with a little snack
My air popper burnt out on Sunday. I only had three other ways to make popcorn it was scary for a minute
Couldn’t be me. I have an entire apartment to store snacks in
This sums up every weekend for me. Usually I end up snacking on an old package of cheese.
But abs.
Should have bought some sweet carrots as evening snack.
These bots from Big Carrot are getting harder to recognize but if you look carefully there are clues.
thanks obama
I understand that I’m not the target audience of this meme, but I’m confused. Isn’t it an option to simply eat dinner?
Alternatively… to simply be hungry for an hour or three?
The joke is that at the time of shopping we decide to be strong and be hungry, but when the time comes to test that determination, we don’t have the strength of our past well-fed self.
Also snacks imply something besides dinner.
I’m still confused. I thought the Snack situation was,
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You’re hungry,
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The chips are ready to eat,
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You eat the chips.
So if there are no chips, you have to make something to eat instead, which becomes de facto Dinner. So the No Snack situation is
- You’re hungry,
2a. There is no food ready to eat,
2b. You make food to eat,
- You eat the food.
I might be off base here, but I don’t snack, and I actually don’t understand.
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Dinner is not snacking.
Dinner is a commitment. You make dinner to eat dinner.
Evening snacking is optional and periodic. You can have few snacks. You can have many snacks. You can snack here or there. You can snack anywhere. You can snack reading a book. You can snack in a nook.
If I make dinner… I am eating dinner. If I grab snacks, I might have a few laying in bed after ripping a joint and I can stop at any time. Just a few more chips. I’m good.
I don’t snack at all. I only put food in my face two or three times a day, sometimes 4 if I’m working hard. Guess who isn’t fat.
I hate this. I need to stop eating chips whenever I get home from work, so I didn’t buy any. Then I get home from work and I don’t have any chips to eat and dinner isn’t soon enough😩
Drink some water
Try eating an apple.
Look at Mr. Reasonable over here.
I think you’re mistaken, this is a certified Diplom Dr Reasonable
Maybe when they have nacho cheese flavored apples 😉😂
And popcorn. Good source of fiber. And crunch.
I curve my craving for chips by eating a raw potato.
*curb my cravings
Son-a-birch you got me
*carb my cravings
Now I want stake.
I’ve got a cracked screen so it looked like you said “try renting an apple”, I almost cackled
In this economy?
Apple phone leasing product placement is getting weird
I do actually eat one on the way home. Very delicious crunchy juicy apples they are!
Sadly that’s when I make worse decisions. I end up finding out I have oats or cocoa powder and I’m making some excuse to make cookies or a cake lol
Or eating a bowl of dry oats with cocoa powder on top.
I ended up making chocolate brownies after that last comment, I didnt have cupcake liners, milk, eggs, or chocolate chips… But they’ll be fine haha
At least you are practicing a skill
Get White cheddar rice cakes. Are they chips? No. Do they satisfy the craving? No. But are they with eating anyway? Also no.
Eating rice cakes is like getting a handjob from the wind.
I won’t have you tarnish the name of wind. Yes, her handjobs are nothing to write home but nobody blows like the wind.
I like em with a little peanut butter or cheese on them
They are delicious, too bad the ones with toppings have very unhealthy ingredients. (Chips aren’t much healthier lol) I usually get the cakes made from corn, with a very slight pinch of salt. But these packs are gonna be consumed from top to bottom so yeah🫠
What would you consider an unhealthy ingredient?
If you say the word chemicals, I’m going to mail you my chemistry 101 book :-P
I buy those round gluten free things. I start eating them and they taste so bland the need goes away
Don’t buy chips, buy good food to snack on.
Apples and cheese makes a great snack. Even quality peanut butter is better than ultra processed chips.
It sounds like the system is working as desired!
I’ve stocked up for Halloween three times already.
Is that restocks, impulse shopping, or the annual plan (like mine)
Yes
Yes
:3
