“Stolen intelligence”
Took everything from everyone without their permission and said “I made this!”
Wanna know the new term I made?
Stolen intelligence.
Pretty good, right?
Now we both pay each other the same huge sum of money and tell everyone about all the revenue and investment we have done.
Hey, I have an idea…
Reality really is more absurd than fiction.
It’s not even called AI. Im certainly not calling in SI.
I refer to them as either “the LLM” or “the robot” at work and boy howdy the AI bros do not like it
I call them chatbots or fancy autocomplete. LLM maybe for the better coding agents, but that’s still being generous. Slopbots for the music, website, and image generators.
roided up eliza.
I refer to them as G.P. This is a somewhat inside joke for those who were in Ontario and watched Tales of the Riverbank on TVO (aka Hammy Hamster) in the 1960’s and 70’s. Hammy’s friend G.P. was a guinea pig. They’d get up to all sorts of adventures. It wasn’t a cartoon, but filming of real animals in sets with models and with voice dubbing, and a narrator. They obviously put food down where they wanted the animals to go, and I’m pretty sure they glued the paws to steering wheels and the like sometimes. There was also Martha Mouse, who was clearly a white rat. One time the animals … oh, but that’s another story. (That’s how the episodes ended and it was fucking annoying).
Why wouldn’t they? That’s what every AI bro calls them
Many AI bros get mad when you say LLM. I wish it was an easier term to say, honestly. It reminds me of the days when everyone would stumble over saying “www”.
Never heard this before. AI bros are the first to say “clankers” in my experience. You might just know some weirdos
I was starting to think it should be called SI, but short for Simulated Intelligence. Its a good description of these tools, which look intelligent but are not truely intelligent.
Then Trump came out with his bullshit.
Trump is an absolute moron. No one should listen to anything he says, other than his admissions of crimes committed.
And most especially of something of a technical matter. And no, his “genes” don’t fucking matter, either, LOL. No one gives a flying fuck who his uncle was.
Watch, next up the Pedo-in-Chief will state that AI (not calling it the stupid ass term dickless made up) needs to be considered people.
You know, like how businesses are considered people now. You see where this is going…
I GOT SEVEN HUNDRED MILLION VOTES FROM STUPOR INTELLIGENCE!
The agreements between OpenAI and Microsoft hinge on “super intelligence” specifically. In exchange for billions in early investment, OAI has to share it’s model tech with MS until ASI is developed.
I wouldn’t be surprised if all this is just a power play, with OAI bribing trump to get off the hook.
“Why no one should use Trumps term” duh…
I know this isn’t the point of the article, but honestly we shouldn’t be using the term “AI” either. By implying that ChatGPT et al are intelligent, even if that’s not our intention, we feed into the hype. I found this article proposing alternative, more accurate terms: https://buttondown.com/maiht3k/archive/how-to-talk-about-ai-without-adding-to-the/
Probabilistic Automation is probably the best term for a majority of what the orange buffoon calls “super intelligence”.
I hate that this went from “we want to detect cancer early” to “steal and monetize everything”.
Good stuff
artificial intelligence → probabilistic automation
hybrid intelligence → augmented human intelligence
image recognition → image labeling
speech recognition → automatic transcription
the model shows bias → the model reflects bias
model mistakes → model errors
chatbots are good at … → chatbots are good for …
hallucination → undesirable output
goal → success condition
Look at it from Trump’s perspective, though. Even a simple markov chain like eliza is super intelligence compared to what’s going on in his brain…
(No, but seriously, this whole SI thing is really just a scam by his handlers to resell Slovenian domains at an inflated price.)
Well, for Trumps level of intelligence, a parrot with a dictionary must look like it’s super intelligent.
“Stochastic parrot” is a better term.
Maybe we could call it “Stupid Intelligence”?
If the LLM was a coworker, they’d be fired for incompetence.
Yeah but what if china invents super duper intelligence what then??
Why No One Should Use Trump’s Term
Because it’s what Trump wants and he made it up on a whim. The fact that people are even entertaining the idea enough to write articles about it is asinine.
Call it special intelligence and imply it is mentally deficient.
